The Woman and the Gorilla

A man hugs his wife and whisper in her ears: “Hey babe, kids are sleeping… you know, let’s go to the room” to which the obfuscated wife answers: “Stop it, you only think about sex. Look at me! I’m tired of doing the dishes, cleaning the house, changing diapers. And you don’t even invite me out any more!”

The next morning, the husband tells his wife: “C’mon, call a babysitter, dress up and let’s go out, look they opened a new zoo in town, and we should check it out!”

The happy wife dresses up and so they go to the zoo.

At the zoo, they get to see the gorillas, and one in particular made eye contact with the wife’s décolleté. So the husband says: “Look! The gorilla is checking you out! C’mon on show him one of your boobs!”

The wife says: “No! Everyone is going to see!”

Husband: “C’mon, do it for science! Nobody is looking”

The wife accepts, so she showed one boob!

Then suddenly the gorilla stands up, pulls his hand out, grabs the woman by the hair, and started getting her undressed, so the woman yells: “Help! Do something! He is raping me!”

So the husband replies: “Oh yeah? Tell him you’re tired of doing the dishes, cleaning the house and changing diapers!”