John in the Bathroom

John has intestinal pain, and runs to the bathroom.

While he is sitting on the toilet, he hears a voice coming from the next cubicle saying: “Hello”

John is a bit curious but decides to keep quiet.

Then he hears the voice again: “Hello”

So this time he answers back: “Hello”

The man says: “What are you doing?”

John answers: “What do you think I’m doing? I’m having a shit!”

Then the man says: “Honey, I call you after because there is an idiot who thinks I’m talking to him!”